I have two blind cats
Two blind cats
See how they don’t run
Spiffy the first blind cat resembles a ferret
She is not fluffy
She does not purr
She is not happy when I come home
Every day I attempt to leave the house she runs and hides under my bed
I then come home to cat turds in the exact middle of my bed
I really hate this cat
Coal Kitty the second blind cat (daughter of Spiffy) is scrawny
She likes me, but as soon as I pet her she drops drool from all areas of her feline mouth
She’s more scroungy than fluffy
She is five. Her once black coat is now silver tipped
Two blind cats
Coal Kitty once caught a bird
I told my friends
None believed me
Spiffy once caught a mouse
but it was on a trap
so I don’t think this really counts