I love to watercolor, I always have. That’s partly why I was a graphic design major for a bit. One of my Facebook friends (I include Facebook because we are not really friends) took one class together in Fall of 2004 at MSU. It was an art class; I think it was 2D Design. I […]
Poop Perils
Recently I read about a girl carrying around a turd in her purse to avoid leaving it in a non-flushing toilet. This story reminded me of the beautiful beaches of Jamaica, the only time I felt tan, and throwing poop on a wall. Let me explain… The year is 2006, I’m a sophomore in college […]
Wet Sock Spiral of Doom
The only thing I really like about winter is Christmas, and snow. In my opinion, Christmas comes way too early in winter- leaving much of the horrid coldness with little to look forward to. Snow is the only positive. Snow makes my world stand still. It’s so quiet, and wraps everything in a brilliant blanket […]
When All That Glitters Turns to Dirty Fingernails
On very rare occasions I go to the mall. I hate the mall. This morning I was there with specific business, but somehow got lured to a makeup kiosk. It went something like this: Sales Lady: Here you go, hun (hands me some flyer, which is still in my purse, which I still […]
Ginger Problems
I just like to be creative and draw. I wish I could do that for a living. Maybe live on a beach. Walk my dog in the pleasant salty waters every morning. Then, set up my little hut and sell seashells to tourists. I think I’d give them funny faces and hot glue little googly […]